Posts tagged funny
Posts tagged funny
Cosmo Sex Tip #945
When he is close to climax wrap your arms around him and scream DA DA DADADADADA CIRCUS DA DA DADADADADA AFRO. CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO.
(Source: irl-satan, via lemonorangelime)
JOEEEEEEE. <3
fuck you, you fucking loooooser!
(via misfitsworld)
GPOYGPOYGPOY
(via tumblebin)
GENIUS PLOT TWIST.
[Video]
me to everyone ever
(Source: everyday-is-alexday)
ultimate motto.
(via zzuukkaa)
omg my life
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
HOW DID THEY FIND US???
ABORT ABORT
HIDE EVERYTHING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(Source: rawrrawrraygor, via castielsunderpants)
#THISCHANGESEVERYTHING.
Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.
(via unsharkulated)

I’M YOUR DENSITY.
#cornypickuplinesi’dsayyesto
(Source: nerdbuscus)
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
(Source: imgfave, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
…………wtf did I just read.
(Source: misfitsschoolbus)
MEELO IS EVERYTHING.
“Yeah, you’re a terrible teacher daddy!! Wahh!! AHHHHH!!” -Meelo
officially identifying as mcfly-sexual.
(omg, the pissy face george makes when he says WHAT)